Only a few days ’til Christmas and a few days plus three ’til my Dad’s birthday. I usually give him his birthday gift in advance so that it will also serve as my Christmas gift. So right now, I am looking for great christmas gift ideas for him.
Hmm… let me see…
My Dad likes Swiss knives, laser pointers, Bluetooth headsets, NFL for Xbox, etc. However I think he has ‘em all already. The only thing I know he wants but does not have it yet is a Viper. But of course, only Randy Gage can buy that car.
Anyhow, I wonder. What if I just give him a gift certificate at Hooters? I know he’ll love that. I am just not sure if Mom would not kill me. Hmm… Think think.
Aha! I wonder if I bought him a Keg?! That way he could invite friends over and drink booze all they want. But then again, I am just not sure if Mom would not kill me.
AHA! I got it. I will just buy Mom a week long hotel accommodation. That way I give my Dad the best gift… a Hall Pass.
