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Sunday, April 24th, 2011 | Author: admin

My friends often make fart sounds whenever I talk about my work – Architecture. For them, designing buildings is nothing but a joke. For them, there is nothing fascinating about contemporary art or the medieval buildings. They always make fun of me so it came to a point when I could not take their jokes anymore. So I did not hang out with them for a few weeks.

One time my boss asked me to join him in an art exhibit. I went to the exhibit wearing my most elegant apple bottom pants and my most expensive silk blazer. As expected it was a party of elite people who love talking about art. I met famous people in our city including some celebrities and painters. Most of them were critics.

They always talked about the mistakes the artist made in each painting. Whether it is the canvas, the frame, or the signature of the artist, there were always criticisms. I did not expect that these intellectuals could be so unappreciative of the beautiful art that surrounds them. After a few minutes, I left the party. I just could not take those people. Right there I realized that I missed my friends. I went back to them and to my surprise, they welcomed me with an apology. Of course they never stopped making fart sounds…

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Monday, April 11th, 2011 | Author: admin

I have a few friends who have trouble with their masculinity. Some people say that they’re to feminine, or that they’re not man enough.

But what exactly makes a man?

Is there really a way to find that out? Is it based entirely on one’s physique, or not shedding a single tear for anything too emotional? Or is it taking charge and being a the world’s greatest warrior because that’s what everyone expects a true man to be?

Is masculinity proportional to the amount of moustache in one’s face? Is that something that the world’s best testosterone boosters could help enhance?

I don’t think that’s what measures masculinity, but that’s what opinion is for. We all have different views, and defining one set of rules for such a broad topic wouldn’t be fair for everyone.

Given all that, I think this topic would be a wonderful one to discuss with you all, so give me your feedback on what you think measures a man’s masculinity. I would be glad to hear from all of you.

Monday, April 04th, 2011 | Author: admin

I have always thought that birthday gifts somehow express how important you are to a person. Take cheap gifts, for example. I don’t think anyone would ever consider giving a cheap gift that one could get anywhere for a person that is dear to them.

I know I wouldn’t. This is why I rarely ever buy people presents. Call me horrid, but I dislike disguises and pretending that I like one person when in fact I don’t, so I resort to avoiding people.

Even if this avoiding scheme makes me look like an awful person, I am very loyal to all of my friends. I stand up for them when they need me, and I tell the truth if they ask me a question.

It will be one of my friends’ birthday this weekend, and I want to get her something very special. I don’t have enough financial resources to get her what I really want to give her, so I’ll work hard on a gift that I made myself instead.

What kind of presents do you give to the people that are dear to you? How do you decide on what to give them?