My friendly neighbor woke me up at eight just to inform me that I had my panty liners scattered all over the block. I was still feeling last night’s tequila party so I was not really sure if it was a dream or not. When I went out of the house and saw a trail of trash from my house to across the street. It was humiliating to see my personal trash scattered everywhere.
The culprit, a stray dog. It turned out that the dog managed to push my trashcan down and dragged the garbage bag across the block. Oh well, all I could do is hide inside the house until the street sweeper cleans the street. Because of this, I will definitely get a heavy steel drum as my new trashcan. This way, the stray dog would not be able to easily push it down. Oh and I intend to attach a C4 bomb just in case the dog still manages to scatter the trash.
